As the black goo oozes down the wooden platform, it contacts copper nails connected to a controller located underneath, which converts the electrical resistance into MIDI values that are then translated into various audio effects. Singer has nails patched to different computer-generated voices, which read or sing preprogrammed song lyrics, movie scripts and speeches. He calls the artistic effect of the amorphous slime creating a jumbled cacophony of voices “musical onomatopoeia.” It’s an instrument that, in a sense, sounds the way it looks.

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Microfiche Reader

As this old microfiche reader scans an image of a newspaper, blueprint or other medium, light hits a photoreceptor. The greater the intensity of that light, the faster a circuit in the base charges. San Francisco computer programmer Andrew Turley used a microcontroller to measure that speed and convert it to a MIDI value that can be played through an attached Casio keyboard. Turley has added dials to change keys and control octave range, but in general, the darker the microfiche source area, the lower the pitch. Details at pillowsopher.com/blog. Cost: $80 Time: 10 hours

Toriton Plus

Australian musician Sebastian Tomczak’s invention allows him to control a synthesizer by displacing the contents of a bowl of water with his hands. Lasers beam through the water onto light-dependent resistors, which are mapped back to sounds on the synthesizer. The more agitated the water, the more harmonics the synthesizer adds. Details at little-scale.blogspot.com. Cost: $180 Time: 2 days